This week is part 9 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP

Links for the show:

• Blair Witch by Raymond and Scum
• Raichu, a song by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

The story this week was written by John Wilkerson. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

“Roger that,” Rimms replied as the monitor went blank.

Roberts’ mind was swirling. The situation needed to be contained as quickly and quietly as possible. If word of this got out to the general public there would be mass hysteria throughout the solar system.

Keying his personal encrypted communicator Roberts spoke, “Control. Put the station on high alert. All personnel below grade 12 should immediately go to their designated rad shelters.”

“Sir,” the control agent stammered, “our readings indicate there are no active flares and low solar activ—“

“Tau Prime Epsilon,” Roberts interjected.

“Yessir!”

Warning klaxons began sounding throughout the station.

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This week is part 8 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP

Links for the show:

• I Love You, TiVo – Acappella Mix by the great Luke Ski
• Hey, Old Stripper by Robert Lund and Spaff.com

The story this week was written by Hugh Morrison. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

“Jeff do we have video from Rimms’ team yet ?” asked Roberts.

“Not yet sir” said Jeff as he clicked away at his terminal.

“Good !” said Roberts as he leveled the gun at Jeff’s head.

Jeff turned around and his eyes widened .

“Wwwhat … wwwwhat …” Jeff stammered.

“Sorry kid, but I can’t let you see this” said Roberts as the back of Jeff’s head exploded on the terminal screen.

“I knew this day would come” thought Roberts “the return of Korrag.”

Roberts walked to the comm unit and pushed the button.

“Rimms do you read me ? Secure the site, I’m coming down.”

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Thanks again for all your support.

Guest: Laura Frechette – author, voice actor, audio producer, and new media broadcaster (podcaster)

Links for the show:

• Scrivener’s Circle

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So help ensure Goblin is a fun experience for all, please come out and join us on the virtual couch live at 7:45 PM CT/5:45 PM PT/8:45 PM ET on July 17th, 2010. Lets all work together to make this film better. (The first 3 people to join us with SKYPE can join the live call. Details will be posted to the chat room.)

There is no recap from last weeks movie Jurassic Park.

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This week is part 7 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP

Links for the show:

• Keanu Barada Nikto by the great Luke Ski
• CYA by Tom Smith

The story this week was written by Justin Lowmaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Arnold Rimms twisted the final seal on the shock armor and stepped into the shuttle.

“Ok team, we are going to Io and setting up a base. I know almost none of you have seen battle, but I have. Listen to me and do exactly what I say.”

He looked over the soldiers. All but two were fresh from training, sent to the quiet uneventful station. Out of all of them, only he’d been in the war.

“Protecting the scientists is priority one. Be ready to evac everyone at a moments notice.”

Arnold wouldn’t let his past failure repeat itself.

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There was no show last week.

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This week is part 3 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP
Links for the show:

• Sexy DVD by Lemon Demon
• High School Makes Everyone Uncomfortable by TV’s Kyle

The story this week was written by Taylor Kent. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

“No.” Bob Roberts said in a whisper. “It can’t be.”

“What?” Jeff asked turning from the screen to Bob. “Who is that?”

“My father, Major James Roberts.” Bob said as he stared. “He was lost during the Delta 3 probe incident 20 years ago.”

“Oh.” Jeff turned back to the screen.

“He’s… it’s speaking.” Bob said. “Does this probe have audio?”

“Yes.” Jeff reached down an typed a quick command into the terminal.

“Kor-rag comes!” The voice of Major Roberts said through the speaker. Then one of the thing’s tentacles grabbed the probe and the speaker and screen went dead.

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Friday (July 2nd)

• 11:00 AM – Reading 2.0
• 3:30 PM – Bizarro: What Is It and Why Should I Care?
• 5:00 PM – Ask a Podcaster Almost Anything!

You can find Taylor on the following panels:

Thursday (July 1st)

• 3:30 PM – Audio Books
• 10:00 PM – Monsters of HP Lovecraft
• 11:30 PM – Whatever Happened to Horror Hosts?

Friday (July 2nd)

• 11:00 AM – Reading 2.0
• 2:00 PM – Giant Atomic Monsters
• 3:30 PM – Bizarro: What Is It and Why Should I Care?
• 5:00 PM – Ask a Podcaster Almost Anything!

Saturday (July 3rd)

• 11:00 AM – Old Time Radio
• 3:30 PM – Apocalypse Now!

Sunday (July 4th)

• 9:30 AM – Producing Audio Theatre in a Nutshell
• 12:30 PM – How to Play MMOs & Still Have a Life

Taylor will also be on duty in the programming green room Friday and Saturday morning from 9:00 AM to 11:00 AM.

You can find the complete schedule at http://schedule.convergence-con.org/.

If you are attending CONvergence, please stop by and say hi. We would love to met you.

This week is part 5 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP

Links for the show:

• With Blinds Wide Open by Robert Lund
• Redesign Your Logo by Lemon Demon

The story this week was written by Derek Gilbert. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Roberts stared at the monitor and tried to ignore the smug satisfaction plastered across Jeff’s face.

Dark creatures swarmed out of a new crater on Io. The moon’s surface was covered, undulating like ripples on an oily pond.

“What…” Roberts croaked. Then he punched the comm and barked, “Fergus? What assets have we got–”

A burst of static interrupted him—but that wasn’t why Roberts stopped.

On the black-and-white screen in front of him, even through the distortion of Jupiter’s intensely powerful EMF, he plainly saw a gelatinous, tentacled nightmare staring back at him with his father’s face.

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So come join us on the virtual couch on Saturday, June 26th, 2010 at 7:45 PM CT/8:45 PM ET/ 5:45 PM PT for Dincroc vs. Supergator.

Here is a trailer for Dinocroc vs. Supergator:

Here are the trailers for the original Dinocroc and Supergator films as well:

Dinocroc:

Supergator:

Listen to the recap from last week’s show: The Seamstress

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This week is part 4 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP

Links for the show:

• Redneck Ninjas by Tom Smith
• Battlestar Rhapsody by the great Luke Ski

The story this week was written by DAVe Avila. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

The elevator doors slide open and Roberts exits the chrome box. An emotional storm of anger, disappointment, frustration for canceling on his wife twists in his mind. Roberts mentally wrestles with himself, ”What if Jeff has found them? It’s too soon. Gawd damn it, Jeff, you better not have screwed up everything.” Pushing open the lab doors Roberts coldly teases,”Talk to me, Jeff! What do we have here: a shadow, a rock, a mound of dirt? Jeff does not answer. Roberts joins Jeff in silence as they watch a video feed of a tentacled creature crawling towards the camera.

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Here is a trailer for The Seamstress

Listen to the recap from last week’s show: Stonehenge Apocalypse

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Guest: David Jack Bell, author of The Condemned and The Girl in the Woods

Links for the show:

• Hypericon

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This week is part 3 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP

Links for the show:

• Degrad Me Marcia Brady by Raymond and Scum
• Getting Old Sucks by Sudden Death

The story this week was written by John Wilkerson. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

“Four-freakin-45 on a Friday! Seriously?” Roberts swore as he punched the button for the elevator with his thumb. “At least the ride downstairs will be quick,” he said out loud to nobody except himself. “So much for date night,” he thought. Roberts pulled out his cell phone and called his wife to explain he’d miss their date as the doors to the elevator opened. “Hi honey,” he said to her voice mail, “I’m going to be late again. Someone probably thinks he discovered life on Io.” He hung up and punched the button for the 4th floor and swore again.

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Check out this music video about the film since there appears to be no trailer online: Mishapocalypse

Listen to the recap from last week’s show: Princess of Mars:

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This week is part 2 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP

Links for the show:

• Are We Lawyer? by Project Sisyphus
• Muppet Laboratories by Rob Balder

The story this week was written by Hugh Morrison. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

As the video feed faded to static Jeff thought “This isn’t good !” He sent another probe, this time he had it land on higher ground to get an overview of the situation. The video now showed hundreds of the creatures spreading out from the crash site. Jeff got on the phone to his supervisor. “Mr. Roberts, we’ve got a problem.” “Define ‘problem’ Jeff” Mr. Roberts said. “you need to come down here and see this, it looks like an invasion.” “Sit tight, I’ll be right there.” said Mr. Roberts as he grabbed his lab coat and headed to the lab.

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If you are wondering why I am spewing so much venom about this film in particular it is because I grew up with Borroughs’ stories and the John Carter stories were among my very favorites. And, of course, The Asylum maybe the worst film company in existence today. For the love off all that is good and right, Tars Tarkas a Thark (green martians) should be a giant with four arms not a short guy in bad mask. And don’t get me started about Antonio Sabata Jr playing John Carter, a Civil War era Virginian, or Tracy Lords playing Deja Thoris, the Princess of Mars.

So come join us on the virtual couch for Princess of Mars on Saturday June 5th at 7:45 PM CT (5:45 PM PT/6:45 PM MT/8:45 PM ET) on ustream.tv. This film is really going to new our help.

Click here to watch a trailer for Princess of Mars.

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This week is part 1 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP

Links for the show:

• Unhackable by Bob Ricci
• Bunny’s Big Day by Baldbox

The story this week was written by Justin LowMaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

The meteorite crashed into the surface of the Jovian moon Io. Jeff marveled at the luck of a tiny object flying through space and smashing into a larger, but still small object. From his lab on Lightning station, Jeff sent a probe down to the volcanic surface to scan the meteor. The first data came back revealed high amounts of alloys, suggesting non-natural composition. When the video feed went live to show creatures crawling out of the wreckage, Jeff decided perhaps random chance had less to do with this event than he had thought. Then tentacles ripped the probe asunder.

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Topic: Fight

Links for the show:

• Fight for Revenge by Jon Baker
• Fight Club – the Musical by Carrie Dahlby featuring the great Luke Ski

The story this week was written by Zach Ricks. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

He drops the blade, panting in the high bright sun and baking sand of the now-silent arena. Hands on knees, he surveys the bones of the fallen. He nods, wipes his brow, and glares up at the single observer.

“How many times now? And how many more, demon?” he croaks thirstily.

The red-skinned devil answers with a silent grin, spreading and relaxing its wings in the heat of the sun.

He hears the rasp of bones converging across the sand. They click into shape again, as he chuckles. “One more time. Always.”

Plucking up the sword, he swings.

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Here is a trailer for Witchville:

There is no recap of last weeks movie due to technical difficulties.

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Topic: BBQ

Links for the show:

• BBQ’s the Name by The Brymers
• OMGWTFBBQ by The great Luke Ski featuring Rob Balder
• MusicAlley
• The FuMP

The story this week was written by Phil Rossi. The story is copyrighted by the author.

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Here is a trailer for Underworld:

Listen to the recap from last week’s show:

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Topic: Wonder

Links for the show:

• Eighth Wonder by Lemon Demon
• Wonderful Thing by Heifervescent
• The FuMP

The story this week was written by David Sobkowiak. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

My eyes opened to the stars. I saw the most brilliant spectacle of both pinpoint lights and sweeping galaxies, and caught my breath at the enormity of life, and how precious it is. The damp grass was wet upon my back and bare leg and smoke still hung about my body like a free-floating shroud. The pain in my head was replaced by a noise that blended with the cricket song and somewhere a dog was barking its mad yelps at a car. Through it all I realized that I couldn’t move. Resigning myself, I simply lay there in wonder.

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Listen to the recap from last week’s show:

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Thanks, Treed. Keep on Rock’n!

Topic: Clown

Links for the show:

• March of the Clowns by Derek Sonderfan
• Evil Clown by The Passive Aggressives
• MusicAlley

The story this week was written by Jeremy C Shipp. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Conscience

by

Jeremy C. Shipp

In the attic, Conscience pulls a tiny car out of his massive pocket. And peering in, I see a wriggling mass of oversized shoes and polka dot ties and painted-on smiles, and I want to drown in their flesh.

“How do I get in there?” I say.

“You’ll have to become smaller than you are.”

“Like Alice in Wonderland?”

“I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that particular human.”

So I eat the crumpled up photo of my family, and I finally will myself to make the wrong choice.

The clowns giggle at my suffering, and I giggle along with them.

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Here is a trailer for Skinwalkers:

This is a funny interview I stumbled upon with the cast and director of Skinwalkers: (Warning this video is very explicit)

Listen to the recap from last week’s show:

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Topic: Justice

Links for the show:

• The 16 Buttons of Justice Anthem by 16 Buttons of Justice
• Circus of Justice by Graham Holland
• MusicAlley

The story this week was written by DAVe Avila. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

My brother, Alan, had no clue where we were going. I told him I found a quicker way home. He wasn’t believing me. He said if I tried anything funny he would kick my ass. I believed him. Everyday he would pound on me playing slug bug. Red! Whap! Blue! Pop! It was a game we played everyday walking to and from school. Today was different. I found a new way to walk home. Just then it happened, on the corner of Justice and Revenge stood five of my friends. Together we surrounded my brother in front of Morrison VW.

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More Info on 16 Buttons of Justice:

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Topic: Truth

Links for the show:

• The Awful Truth About Hannah Montana by Robert Lund and Spaff.com
• Grab the Truth by Mission 5:16
• MusicAlley
• The FuMP

The story this week was written by Derek Gilbert. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Truth gulped his third whiskey. “Nobody wants me,” he mumbled.

His companion, a handsome, stylishly-dressed man with tinted contacts, asked, “What do you mean?”

Truth said, “Life’s gravy for you, Philosophy. People expect you to be exactly what they want. But when they invite me over, it’s all, ‘Can’t you hide those warts? Maybe lose a few pounds?’”

“It’s all relative,” Philosophy said.

Truth’s eyes narrowed.

“What I see when I look at you may not be what anyone else sees.”

Truth left Philosophy lying on the floor in a puddle of wine spritzer.

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Here is a trailer for the 1986 version of The Hitcher:

Here is a trailer for the 2007 version of The Hitcher:

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Topic: Insanity

Links for the show:

• The Sailor Who Went Insane by Logan Whitehurst
• The Kids Have All Gone Crazy by Candygram for Mongo
• MusicAlley

The story this week was written by John Wilkerson. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

The truth of the matter is that I never really got along with others. People bother me. Their breath stinks. They talk too loud. Everyone thinks they’re entitled to something. That’s why I went on this little retreat. I needed to get away from all of those people with their stares, looks of disdain, mocking comments, and berating laughs all directed at me. So I took a trip to a place where nobody would bother me. A place where the people around me are crazier than I am. Excuse me, could some please loosen this strap? I have an itch.

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Here is a trailer for Mega Piranha:

Listen to the recap from last week’s show:

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Topic: Reality

Links for the show:

• Armature of Reality by Dr. Sound
• Introduction to Reality by C.S.W. Studio
• MusicAlley
• Jamendo

The story this week was written by Hugh Morrison. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Joey leapt from the ladder and flew across the backyard, over the house, and landed in the tree in the front yard. “This is pretty coool ! ” he thought, as he took off down the street. When he got to the main road he landed on the roof of a minivan and began car surfin’. As the minivan crossed the bridge over the river, Joey dove into the water. He swam underwater navigating the rocks for several minutes before surfacing. BEEP … BEEP … BEEP … ! Joey’s alarm roared to life as he jerked back into reality. “Dammit ! I’m Awake !” he said, “This SUCKS !!!”

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Here is a trailer for Eragon:

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Topic: Easter/Resurrection Sunday

Links for the show:

• The Easter Song by Paul and Storm
• Easter In Snowshill by William Smith
• Music Alley
• JT Indies

The story this week was written by Justin Lowmaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Randall opened his eyes when the bright flashes of time travel stopped. It was darkness all around, as he suspected. The flashlight revealed the expected body wrapped in burial clothes. Now, to wait.

The beeping motion sensor woke Randall. Before him the body sat up and the clothes unraveled themselves, revealing a living man. The man raised his arms up.

“Braiiiins!”

Randall stumbled back, terrified. The man laughed.

“Just kidding. You’ve got to get out of here before Mary shows up. See you soon!”

Randall returned to a loud trumpet blast. He saw Jesus again moments later on Judgment Day.

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Come out had join us on virtual couch at 7:45 PM CT on ustream.tv, and help us make this movie better.

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Topic: The Future

Links for the show:

• I Want My Flying Car by Tom Smith
• Future Soon by Jonathan Coulton
• The FuMP
• Cybrosis

The story this week was written by Derek Gilbert. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

I met myself tonight. Coming out of the lab. He looked like me—a little older, but definitely me.

“Who are you?” I asked.

“You know,” he said.

“So the time machine works?”

“Yes,” he said. “Tomorrow, you switch it on—and the world goes to hell. I’m here to stop you.” He meant it. I know that look.

“Wait,” I said. “You’re my future. Kill me and you disappear.”

He frowned. “Yeah. You’re right.” And he left.

So tomorrow, I make history, and—wait a minute. That’s just the kind of thing I’d say to…

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Here is a trailer for Screamers: The Hunting.

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Topic: St. Patrick

Links for the show:

• St. Patrick Never Drank by Marc Gun
• It’s St. Patrick’s Day by Hot Waffles
• The FuMP
• Celtic Music Podcast

The story this week was written by DAVe Avila. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Victoricus walked toward me with a bundle of letters in his hands and he handed them to me. I opened one and and it read, “To our Saint Patrick, Come and save your people of Ireland. Walk amongst us.” It read like prophecy of the deeds I have yet to do. I awoke and I set off immediately crazed in my head. I would later fulfill all that I read in those letters. I walked the hills of Ireland and drove out the serpents there and all the people did cry out, “so be it, so be it!”

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Here is a trailer for Dinoshark:

Fine print and/or technical details:

Saturday Night in the Snark Cave will not be showing the film or playing it’s audio track. You will need to sit down with your laptop or computer and watch the movie on TV (on the SyFy Channel) and listen while we talk bad about it (or good if the film is good). You can interact with me, my co-host, and the rest of the viewers via the ustream.tv chat.

Topic: Podcasting for Compassion

Links for the show:

• Rain by Matthew Ebel
• Help Somebody by The Ram Boola Black
• Music Alley
• Compassion International
• Compassion365
• Facebook cause
• Twitter
• Email
• Voice mail – 518-290-0228

The story this week was written by John Wilkerson. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Taylor, thanks for giving me an entire show. You are awesome, just like your beard. If the levels are too low on this let me know and I can fix them.

Compassion International show notes (taken from Compassion’s website)

“Compassion International exists as a Christian child advocacy ministry that releases children from spiritual, economic, social and physical poverty and enables them to become responsible, fulfilled Christian adults.

Founded by the Rev. Everett Swanson in 1952, Compassion began providing Korean War orphans with food, shelter, education and health care, as well as Christian training.

Today, Compassion helps more than 1 million children in 25 countries.”

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Topic: Space Travel

Links for the show:

• Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues by Tom Smith
• The Awful Green Things From Outer Space by Clouseaux
• Music Alley
• The FuMP
• Beneath

The story this week was written by Hugh Morrison. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

It was supposed to be a routine flight from the International Space Station to the research outpost on the Moon. Just another simple and boring supply run. Tony had made this same run dozens of times. Easy work and good pay made his job enjoyable. Plenty of time to catch up on sleep and reading as the computers flew the ship for him. About four hours in to the flight a space rock the size of a basketball slammed into the side of the ship. The ships atmosphere explosively decompressed. Intestines and offal painted the walls of the crippled ship.

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This podcast is released under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 license.

Fine print and/or technical details:

Saturday Night in the Snark Cave will not be showing the film or playing it’s audio track. You will need to sit down with your laptop or computer and watch the movie on TV (on the SyFy Channel) and listen while we talk bad about it (or good if the film is good). You can interact with me, my co-host, and the rest of the viewers via the ustream.tv chat.

Topic: Movies

Links for the show:

• CGI by Sudden Death
• That Calls for a Wilhelm Scream by Possible Oscar
• The FuMP

The story this week was written by Taylor Kent. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

“Wow, that is maybe the best film I have ever seen. Brilliant story. Great characters. And the camera work and editing were top notch. This is one incredible film.”

“Really? So are you going to distribute it?”

“Oh… Well no.”

“Why?”

“Audiences can’t appreciate a film this good. To high brow.”

“What? You said it was brilliant.”

“It is, but movie goers don’t want brilliant. Sorry. They want big tits, rock hard abs, zombies, aliens, awkward sexual situations, explosions, and sparkling emo vampires. Not stories about plight of indigenous peoples facing greedy industrialists. If it was in 3-D then maybe…”

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So come on out and help us make this film better or at least keep us company while we suffer through another example of why The Asylum should not be allowed to make movies. We’ll save a spot of the virtual couch for you.

Saturday Night in the Snark Cave featuring The Land That Time Forgot will begin at 7:45 PM CT on ustream.tv.

Here is a trailer for The Land That Time Forgot:

Fine print and/or technical details:

Saturday Night in the Snark Cave will not be showing the film or playing it’s audio track. You will need to sit down with your laptop or computer and watch the movie on TV (on the SyFy Channel) and listen while we talk bad about it (or good if the film is good). You can interact with me, my co-host, and the rest of the viewers via the ustream.tv chat.

Topic: Romance

Links for the show:

• My Favorite Part by The great Luke Ski
• I’m Everything by Robert Lund
• The FuMP

The story this week was written by DAVe Avila. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

She didn’t have to love me. But, she did and I loved her. Lying next to her. We talked about the future. Our paths weren’t our own any more. On that beautiful night we named our kids, planned our careers and decorated a house we had never seen. We were permanently bounded to each other forever. We later had a church ceremony but I think somewhere amongst the soft kisses and tangled embraces our romance turned to love. Love turned to commitment and commitment turned to marriage. That night on we weren’t two scared kids in love. We were one.

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So come out and help us make Transmorphers: The Fall Of Man better. We’re saving a seat on the virtual couch for you.

Here is a trailer for Transmorphers: The Fall Of Man:

Fine print and/or technical details:

Saturday Night in the Snark Cave will not be showing the film or playing it’s audio track. You will need to sit down with your laptop or computer and watch the movie on TV (on the SyFy Channel) and listen while we talk bad about it (or good if the film is good). You can interact with me, my co-host, and the rest of the viewers via the ustream.tv chat.