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Snark Tank Radio for 8/30/2010 – Summer Serial Final Part
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This week is the final of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP
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The story this week was written by Hugh Morrison. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:
Joey hit stop on the DVD remote.
“Bobby, what the hell was that. You said this “Return of Korrag” movie was good. ”
“It is,” said Bobby. “Didn’t you like the dream sequence? How about when Jeff’s head exploded? Brains everywhere ! That ROCKED !”
“That stuff was cool, but the CGI sucked. It looked like the monster was drawn by a four year old. And the monster is his dead father? That was weak. Go down to Red Box and get another movie … and some Funyons and Mountain Dew.” Bobby said to himself.
“I hope you like pee in your Dew, loser”
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Snark Tank Radio for 8/24/2010 – Summer Serial Part 13
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This week is part 13 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP
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The story this week was written by Justin Lowmaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:
Rimms fired his rifle. Everyone else dead, again. The cell in the rifle popped, failing to recharge.Tentacles drug him deeper into the mass of monsters. He expected to be torn apart, but found himself lying before a gargantuan horror. His mind tore at itself as the will of the thing violated his psyche. It forced him to reach for his PDA to program a distress call, to summon more souls to devour. He surged his anger and shoved his hand to his pistol. He couldn’t force the barrel to his head, so he shot himself in the gut, seven times.
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Snark Tank Radio for 8/17/2010 – Summer Serial Part 12
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This week is part 12 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP
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- Pink Christmas by the Moneyshot Cosmonauts
- Longer by Sudden Death
The story this week was written by Taylor Kent. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:
Jimmy Roberts opened the door to his family’s apartment. Outside a throng of children stood in the colony’s living section’s courtyard. Each child carried some kind of weapon. All of them starred at Jimmy. Jimmy stepped out of his apartment into the courtyard. The simulated night sky showed a field of stars and a gibbous moon. Behind Jimmy a woman lay in the entry way in a pool of blood.
Jimmy raised his bloody knife into the air. “Korrag!”
“Korrag!” The children echoed.
Jimmy walked toward the living block’s exit. The rest of the children fell in step behind him.
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Snark Tank Radio for 8/10/2010 – Summer Serial Part 11
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This week is part 11 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP
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The story this week was written by Derek Gilbert. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:
Roberts ran for Systems Control, priming his weapon as he went. This had to stop here.
With ice in his heart, Roberts realized that his name was already doomed to that special section of history reserved for Manson, Dahmer, and Jim Jones. This was the hand he’d been dealt.
Rimms and his team were already dead. They just had to hold Korrag long enough for Roberts to trigger the failsafe.
A searing pain between Roberts’ eyes blinded him, and he nearly fell as he reached the door to Control. As he stumbled, he cried out in horror: “Oh, God! Jimmy!”
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Snark Tank Radio for 8/3/2010 – Summer Serial Part 10
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This week is part 10 of the our summer serial. The songs were randomly chosen from The FuMP
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The story this week was written by DAVe Avila. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:
In a field of cotton candied grass, thousands of children ride a menagerie of animals to a hill. In unison they sing the theme song to their favorite cartoon, King Korrag, “Ven Aqui and Adios. Come everybody here we goes. Ride to the octopus! Adios…”
Upon that hill, the beloved character Korrag the Octopus speaks, “My beautiful children we have spoken at length what you must do. Don’t disappoint your King. Soon, I return. Soon I will bring you everything your hearts desire.”
Little Jimmy Roberts awakens. Draws a knife from under his mattress, “Mommy! Ven Aqui.”
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