Topic: Nerdcore

Links for the show:

• Tub of Tabasco by Beefy
• Rock Out with Your Hawk Out by MC Hawkins
• Rhymetorrents.org

The story this week was written by feedback@thesnarkyavenger.com

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Check out a trailer for The Cursed at http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi2804810265/

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Topic: Coffee

Links for the show:

• Coffee by Worm Quartet
• Peppermint Coffee by TV’s Kyle
• The FuMP

The story this week was written by John Wilkerson. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Pedro filled his sack, closed it, hefted it on his back and headed toward the warehouse one last time for the day. The five mile hike was getting harder on his old, callused feet with each passing day. If the price was right, Pedro will have saved just enough to buy a new pair of shoes. The ones the missionaries had given him 10 years ago had served him well but they hardly stayed on his feet. “Coffee,” Pedro cursed under his breath. What he earned today wouldn’t pay for a cup of the cursed liquid in the United States.

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Topic: Mario

Links for the show:

• Still Annoyed – The Bowser Song by Rob Balder
• It’s Just A Dream – Luigi’s Lament by TV’s Kyle
• The FuMP

The story this week was written by Hugh Morrison. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Mario swung the baseball bat again. WHACK ! “Do you see what happens to rats Eddy”? Two days ago Eddy got stopped by the cops and they found a pound of weed in his car. Instead of keeping his mouth shut Eddy decided to tell the cops all about Big Lou’s drug running operation. Eddy was tied to a picnic table in the state park. It was three in the morning and no one could hear him scream. Mario took the starving rat out of it’s cage and duct taped it inside Eddy’s pants. Driving home Mario thought “that’ll teach him”.

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Topic: Middle Earth

Links for the show:

• Narsil by Rob Balder
• Middle Earth Bragging Song by Marc Gunn
• The FuMP
• Matthew Wayne Selznick

The story this week was written by Justin LowMaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Galactus’ stomach rumbled. Sure he was on a low stratum diet and needed to lower his corelesterol, but today, he didn’t care. He pulled past the sign about the Herald toy in every kid’s meal.

“Welcome to McWorld’s, how may I help you?”

“I’d like a Big and Terrestrial meal please, with an Ocean Soda please”

“Would you like to gas giant size that today?”

“No, just the middle-earth size please.”

“Anything else?”

Galactus’ gut growled.

“A nine piece McPlanetoids please.”

“What kind of sauce?”

“Nebula.”

“We’ve got two pulsar pies for a dollar.”

Galactus sighed. Might as well.

“Sure.”

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You can find a clip from House of Bones here: http://video.syfy.com/movies_events/syfy_saturday/sneak_peek/house-of-bones–sneak-peek/v1187418

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Many of you know of Nick Reamer and his battle with cancer from my
show and the interview I did with Nick. But you may not know thew
situation has gotten worse and that the family is almost completely
broke now. (Here is a link to the interview I did with Nick ->
http://thesnarkyavenger.com/?p=175) And they are in desperate need
for cash to continue treatment. I am planning to support them as much
as I can, and I am asking that any one out there who has the means to
support them as well. (See the details in the email below from Tim Reamer, Nick Reamer’s father.)

Thanks,

T

All,
For all of you following Nick’s progress on CaringBridge, you know about the paralysis he has in both legs. If you haven’t been checking CaringBridge lately, last Monday (1/4) Nick started having tingling in both his legs. By Thursday he could not move either leg. Right now he and Jill are at the MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston Texas. We have enough benefit money for them to stay until Saturday, but it looks like Nick will be admitted this weekend for either surgery or radiation treatments to remove/shrink the tumors pressing on his spinal cord causing the paralysis.

I have emptied our 401K, depleted our personal saving account, cleaned out the kids college fund, sold the family car, and have no where else to turn. If you can make a donation, it will help us more than you can imagine.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart !!

Tim Reamer

Nick’s CaringBridge Site:

http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/nicholasreamer

If you are in a position to contribute to this EMERGENCY EMAIL BENEFIT EVENT, there are several methods:

(1) Send a check (or cash) to our home address:

Nicks Reamer Cancer Fund
13010 Taylor ST NE
Blaine, MN., 55434

(2) There is a PayPal option at this website:

http://sites.google.com/site/donate4nick/donating

(3) You can send a donation directly to Wells Fargo Bank:

Nick Reamer Cancer Fund
Wells Fargo Bank NA
12120 Aberdeen St,
Blaine, MN., 55449

Topic: Geek Life

Links for the show:

• Fanboy by The great Luke Ski
• I’m That Type Of Geek by Dead Circuits

The story this week was written by Taylor Kent. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

The huge red dragon rears up on it’s hind legs pulling in a deep breath. It’s red scales pulse with power as I raise my shield to deflect the dragon’s fiery blast. “I’ll shall to defeat you, Ragkor, this time.” I whisper.

Beep! Beep! Beep!

“7:30 already!? Damn it.”

I turn away from my computer’s keyboard to silence my alarm clock. Before I can return I hear the roar of the dragon’s fiery breath and my avatar scream.

“You are defeated.” The computer announces.

“Crap!” I run my hand through my hair. “I think I am out of sick days.”

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Here is a trailer for the film:

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I am still planning to do attend Horrorfest 4 and give you the blow by blow account of my experience (as well as a written review of the event and films) and I am planning to attend and record stuff at a couple of cons (including CONvergence 2010.) So stay subscribe to the feeds for some extra snarky content.

So for those who are wondering here are my major goals for 2010 (pronounced twenty ten) in list form:

• Successfully complete The Yard Gnome Fiction Writer’s Workshop
• Write, produce, and publish at least one Adventures of The Snarky Avenger audio drama serial
• Write and publish a webcomic for at least 6 months (this is dependent on the artist as well)
• Spend more time with my wife
• Get more physically fit
• Have more fun! (This last one is a little hard to measure but that’s okay and so far a few opportunities have presented themselves.)

So that’s the plan more or less folks. I am keeping the list small and the goals challenging and fun. To all of you setting goals or who have big plans for this year I wish you all the luck in the universe and I pray that you will succeed beyond your wildest dream. I know I plan too.

And finally to all the people who have supported me over the years Thank you. Your support means more to me than you will ever know.

Topic: New Years

Links for the show:

• New Year’s Resolution by Chris Ayer
• New Years Day by Simple 6
• Music Alley
• Podsafe Audio

The story this week was written by DAVe Avila. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

My head was still spinning like bricks in a cement mixer. It was time to take inventory of myself to check the damage. I was missing eyebrows. That one never gets old. My legs were freshly shaven. Not a very good job. Amateurs! Oh, and sharpie drawings on my face and chest. My gawd, they drew breasts on me! Good one, guys. I can wear a shirt but my face is a mess. I can’t go to work with,” I love cock” scrawled on my forehead…again. That is the last time I fall asleep first at a New Years Party.

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Topic: Dumb

Links for the show:

• Dumb by Wylde Bunch
• The Dumb Song by Captain WAM
• Music Alley

The story this week was written by Justin LowMaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

“Hello there Johnny, and Dex, good to see you! I’m working on this Numbing Ray. It will revolutionize the use of anesthetics in medicine and dentistry!”

“Sounds capital Professor Winston, can I try it?”

“Sure, I’ve stand there…”

“Dex’s mother isn’t going to yell at me for this, will she?”

“Now, touch your face, feel anything?”

“Nope, nothing. I can even slap myself over and over and I don’t feel anything at all!”

“It works!”

“You mean you’ve never tried it before?”

“Oh, good point. I’ll power it down… feel anything now?”

“Owwwwwww, my face hurts!”

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Guest/Topic: Campbell Playhouse’s 5 Annual performance of A Christmas Carol

Links for the show:

• OTRCat

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Topic: Christmas

Links for the show:

• Christmas Time in Texas by Brobdingnagian Bards
• California Christmas by TV’s Kyle
• The FuMP

The story this week was written by Taylor Kent and performed by Steve Cox, Brent Hinks, and Taylor Kent. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

“It’s to late Snarky Avenger. You can’t save Christmas this time. In mere moments Santa will be a pile of smoldering ashes.” The Easter Bunny said and began to laugh manically.

The Snarky Avenger drew one of his two chrome plated .45 automatics, aimed, and fired a single round in one fluid motion.

A small hole appeared in the Easter Bunny’s forehead. He paused for a moment and then fell backward.

The Snarky Avenger holstered his pistol. “No one messes with Christmas.” He leaped forward ripping open the steel hatch. “Don’t worry Santa, I’ll have you out of there momentarily.”

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Guest/Topic: Devo Spice

Links for the show:

• Sudden Death

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Topic: Mutant

Links for the show:

• Wolverine – acoustic by Possible Oscar
• The Radiation Song by The Aquabats
• The FuMP

The story this week was written by Justin Lowmaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Brad giggled gleefully when he got his first Gene Splicing play set for Christmas. He got bored fast with only the few simple cells that were included. He used the Spy Gear set from last year and broke into the local zoo science lab and swiped some random samples. Unable to read the Latin animal names and lacking the thought to look them up on-line, he simply started mixing them. Most died, but a matched pair survived, and escaped, and bred. The military quashed the ‘Snakebird Outbreak’. Tracking the origins, they discovered victim zero: Brad, eyeless in the basement, crying.

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Guest/Topic: Jonathan Coulton

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I will post a trailer later if I can find one.

Come on out and help us make this film better.

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Topic: Elves

Links for the show:

• Christmas Elf Conscription Song by Marc Gunn
• Who Let The Elves Out by Robert Lund
• Music Alley

The story this week was written by Justin Lowmaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Frodo looked over the waters at the frigid landscape. That freak storm must have blown them off course.

The elves anchored, waiting for clear skies.

A jingling rang from the fog. Burning yule logs fell from above, lighting the ship afire.

The hobbits and most of the elves made it through the freezing water to the shore. On the beach, they found themselves surrounded by reindeer with razor-tipped antlers.

“Ho ho ho! Gather them to the workshop! We’ll drain them of their magic and we will have our workforce! Kill the two short ones, I have no use for them.”

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Topic: Shopping

Links for the show:

• Shopping Trolley by Valleum
• Let’s Go Shopping by Kutie Pony
• Music Alley

The story this week was written by Justin Lowmaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Since shopping for all the crazy deals after Thanksgiving became a bloodsport, I moved to shopping online. That worked great until the web converted to full 3D. The web stores became cluttered with deal scouting avatars. While a skillful user could navigate easily with the search functions, even this became useless when direct teleporting dropped you right into a group of avatars overloaded with scripts, causing everything to load excruciating slow. Those people were mostly just ignorant. The griefers on the other hand… I knew the store’s security settings were configured wrong when every store item rezzed as male genitalia.

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Guest/Topic: Mark E. Rogers

Links for the show:

• Mark E. Rogers
• The Middle Earth Bragging Song by Marc Gunn

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Theme music is Help Somebody by The Ram Boola Black. It was found at Music Alley.

If you would like your request for prayer or help to appear on The Prayer and Help Podcast leave a voice mail at 612-276-2755. Please keep you message under 2 minutes. If you plan to leave contact information keep in mind that that information will be public and we at The Prayer and Help Podcast are not responsible for how it is used. If you are under the age of 18 please get your parents permission before leaving a voice mail.

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Topic: Stalkers

Links for the show:

• Creepy Internet Guy by Nuclear Bubble Wrap
• Obsessed by Bob Ricci

The story this week was written by Scott Roche. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Ever since I first saw you, I couldn’t stop thinking about you. Your beautiful red curls are a glorious sun rise. Your milky skin and your bright smile fill me with joy every time I see them and anyone that can cook like you is a perfect catch. They say that you’re an unattainable goal, but they just don’t know how committed I am. Ever since I was a boy I just knew that we were meant to be together forever. Nothing will stop me, not Ronald, not the King, not even Dave. Wendy I must have you!!

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“This cake is called “War Cake” because there are no eggs, butter, or milk among the ingredients, items often in short supply during war time. It is a family favorite, a very good cake.” – Aaron Siddall

WAR CAKE

1 lb. raisins
2 c. boiling water
1 tbsp. baking soda
1/2 c. shortening
1 c. cold water
4 c. flour
2 c. sugar
1 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. cloves
2 tsp. cinnamon
1 tsp. nutmeg
1 c. walnuts, chopped

Simmer the raisins in the boiling water for 15 minutes. Mix in the rest of the ingredients. Bake it for about 1 hour in a tube pan (bundt cake pan) at 325 degrees or until well browned.

Guest/Topic: J.C. Hutchins

Links for the show:

• J.C. Hutchins

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Here is the trailer:

Come on out and help us make this film better.

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Theme music is Help Somebody by The Ram Boola Black. It was found at Music Alley.

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Any mention of suicide or criminal activity will be reported to the proper authorities. We make no promises about what help if any you may receive by having your message played on this show. And we here at The Prayer and Help Podcast reserve the right to not play any voice mail received.

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Topic: Factory

Links for the show:

• “Factory Reset” by Emissary
• “Robot Insect Factory” by Chris Armstrong

The story this week was written by Hugh Morrison. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Norman’s car came to a stop as the traffic light turned red. He gets stuck at this same intersection everyday on his way to work. Norman works at the jewelry factory in town. He has been working there for eightteen years. Each day is pretty much the same, except for today. Today is the day that Norman will become famous. He will be the lead story on the six o’clock news and on the front page of tomorrow’s newspaper. Today will be a day that will be remembered forever. The light turned green and Norman headed off to the factory.

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Reviewed Item: Trick ‘r Treat

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Guest/Topic: Guy Malone on UFOlogy

Links for the show:

• AlienStranger.com
• The Alien, The Sheep, And Stanley Kubrick by T. Randolph Scott

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You can find the trailer here :

Trailer

Come on out and help us make this film better.

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Theme music is Help Somebody by The Ram Boola Black. It was found at Music Alley.

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Any mention of suicide or criminal activity will be reported to the proper authorities. We make no promises about what help if any you may receive by having your message played on this show. And we here at The Prayer and Help Podcast reserve the right to not play any voice mail received.

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Topic: Potato

Links for the show:

• Potatoes by Barleyjuice
• The Potato Eaters by briareus

The story this week was written by Justin Lowmaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Cuh-foomp! A zombie flew back as something struck its collarbone. Its head whipped forward and snapped off.

Yeehaw!

From in the barricaded barn, Isaiah loaded a potato in the PVC pipe and squeezed the methane into the explosion chamber then sealed it up. He aimed, made the spark, and the cannon fired.

In the cow pens, Zach checked the catheters on the cows and harvested the methane capture bottles, replacing them with empty ones. He put the full bottles where Isaiah had easy access.

Many groups like this used the self-replicating ammo. Soon zombies were non-existent in rural areas everywhere.

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Reviewed Item: The Box (2009)

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Reviewed Item: The Fourth Kind (2009)

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You can find the trailer here :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcQeqouXd8A

Come on out and help us make this film better.

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Sorry for the inconvenience.

Topic: Fast Food

Links for the show:

• Fast Food Rampage by The Touch Ups
• Fast Food Folk Song by Rhett and Link
• Music Alley

The story this week was written by John Wilkerson. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Richie stood holding his fork and knife waiting for his dinner. He was so hungry that anything would do. Suddenly it appeared. He could hear his stomach rumble in anticipation of a wonderful meal. As he stabbed at it with his fork, the rodent skittered away out of his reach. “Dang!” Richie banged his fists on the table in frustration. It would be another sleepless and hungry night. Tommy looked over at Richie, with a smile on his face. “I told you to trap it first. The little suckers are just too fast,” he said licking his lips.

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Guest/Topic: Hugh “The Audio Ninja” Morrison – Movies to watch on Halloween

Links for the show:

• Gypsy Cove
• Bearcrawling Nation Live
• Lame Monster Party by Paul and Storm
• Cruel, Cruel Moon by Paul and Storm

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Here is the original movie trailer:

So Join us in the Snark Cave on Saturday October 31st at 9:15 PM CT for Night of the Living Dead (AMC at 9:30 PM CT). The show can be found at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/snark-infested-waters.

Fine print and/or technical details:

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Day 6 – Quite Please: Don’t Tell Me About Halloween

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Day 5 – Escape: Casting The Runes

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Day 4 – Suspense: The Dunwich Horror

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Day 3 – Lights Out: Spider

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Topic: Halloween

Links for the show:

• Halloween Girl by Ghosts On The Radio
• PC Halloween by Devo Spice
• The FuMP
• Music Alley

The story this week was written and read by Hugh Morrison. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:

Halloween, the worst night of the year for me. Every October 31st the neighborhood kids all come out begging for candy. They dress up in costumes and go out trolling. This one is a princess, that one is a pirate. The younger ones start before sundown. For three or four hours a steady stream of goblins and superheros. The reason that I hate Halloween so much is because it is the one night of the year that I have to hang up the sign that says ” I am legally required to inform you that I am a convicted sex offender.”

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