Snark Tank Radio for 12/8/2009 – Elves
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Topic: Elves
Links for the show:
- Christmas Elf Conscription Song by Marc Gunn
- Who Let The Elves Out by Robert Lund
- Music Alley
The story this week was written by Justin Lowmaster. The story is copyrighted by the author. Here is the original text:
Frodo looked over the waters at the frigid landscape. That freak storm must have blown them off course.
The elves anchored, waiting for clear skies.
A jingling rang from the fog. Burning yule logs fell from above, lighting the ship afire.
The hobbits and most of the elves made it through the freezing water to the shore. On the beach, they found themselves surrounded by reindeer with razor-tipped antlers.
“Ho ho ho! Gather them to the workshop! We’ll drain them of their magic and we will have our workforce! Kill the two short ones, I have no use for them.”
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